So, I've gotten used to watching trash tv on Monday nights, and I rather like. With no bachelor/ette to watch this week, I was given this little gem of a show to watch in which I learned some valuable life lessons.
1. Tiaras are only from prom queens, homecoming queens, and actual royalty. You should never wear one for a realty tv show to play the spoiled princess.
2. Getting engaged on a reality tv show will most likely not work in your favor. You'll most likely have to fight for 250k later as you rehash the break up for a week.
3. If a guy tells you he will protect you like 50 times, then he is an idiot and probably has a tattoo, and is probably named Kasey with a K. Stay far, far away from this loser.
4. When asked to do any kind of challenge on reality tv, it's best to wear a bikini.
5. While you think your spray on tan makes you look natural, it does not look natural against anyone else that has a natural tan.
6. William from The Bachelorette is a dbag. He's no longer charming or cute.
7. Dentist Blake from The Bachelorette must have given up being a dentist to star on reality tv shows.
8. Ames from The Bachelorette is still "unique" and gets no air time on tv because he's boring. Let's be honest.....why is he even on this drama filled show?
9. Everything can easily become drama filled when you add booze to a mix of 18 kids in a room.
10. I love you more than peanut butter cookies is just a ridiculous statement.
11. Parents must sit back and watch their lovely children on this show and want to cry. Or maybe they are proud their kids have turned into fame whores ready to do anything for some attention.
I'm not ashamed. I fully plan on watching this entire season. Week one had the guys willing to have blue legs and not feeling their nether regions in order to be on their way to win 250k. They may want to rethink that. Especially on this show.
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