Well the episode starts with Benny boy sitting down with his sister dear. She tells him that it's about time for him to date because she wants to double date with him. This shows us that 1. she likes to say she's got a boyfriend and isn't stooping to reality tv to find love and 2. she's more excited for double dates than convincing her brother that this is a terrible, terrible idea.
The girls make it out to San Fran and we find out that epidemiologist Emily gets the first date. Producers decide to have a little fun, and make scared of heights Emily climb the San Fran bridge. Nothing says amazing date like climbing bridges.
Half way up the bridge, Emily spazes out and Ben decides that it's best to kiss her to make all of her fears go away. They make it to the top of the bridge and decide to make out. Followed by a boring dinner on the pier, Emily gets a rose. I approve. She seems nice. Then ABC takes credit for fireworks going off. $20 says they were from a wedding. Oh yeah, Emily tried online dating. The matched her with her brother. Stay away from match.coom
Group Date. I don't really remember who goes on the group date, but they are in 6'' high heels and bikinis ready to hit the bitch. Surprise ladies....They need ratings thus let's strip down to your bikinis and go skiing outside in the streets. Oh my gosh ya'll. um. yeah. Kacie B was terrible but it was hilarious.
Later that night at date (in the hotel lobby of all places) Rachel with the gross bangs gets a rose.
Meanwhile granny's girl gets a one on one date with a weird key necklace. She freaks out. Decides she can't do this and peaces out. Odds are that she wasn't going to get a rose for that one on one date anyways.
Lindzi gets the date by default. Model is pissed she doesn't get a date. They ride a street car down San Fran and get some ice cream. Then they just so happen to have a key to city hall. Surprise Matt Nathanson. Singing. Let's dance awkwardly and kiss. Yay! Then dinner in a speak easy.
Rose Ceremony
Uh oh Funeral Director Chantelle from Brad's season has called up Chris to come give this a try again. She has a connection with Ben. Shit hits the fan when the girls see a new girl walking through the room. Tears ensue.
Jennifer the fake red head is told she's the best kisser.
"it's not fair. She doesn't know him" Ummm sorry girls...you don't either. It's been what? 3 days? 7 max.
Many make claims that they will walk out if our favorite funeral director gets a rose
Rose Ceremony.
It comes down to girl in a god awful blue dress, Jaclyn, and Chantelle who has asked Ben to take a chance on them and give her a rose. After a hyperventilating fit, blue dress almost passes out. i think she deserves it. She stated Chantelle was ugly and had bigger hips.... um has she looked in the mirror? Anyways despite the drama fest, none of the remaining three get a rose.
Jaclyn goes off to cry in the bathroom. Blue Dress girl cries on the step, and Chantelle drives back home to take care of your loved ones that have passed on.
Next week the gang is off to Utah. My guess is the mansion needs to be cleaned again from Bachelor Pad.
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